Mick Jagger

How does one arrest an iconic rock star? Well, like this we imagine. Mick Jagger was arrested in 1967 for possession of narcotics. Though again, hes a rockstar so isnt that par for the course?

Ozzy Osbourne

So what was the prince of darkness arrested for? Eating bats? Bathing in virginal blood? Sacrificing cows? Public nudity? Nope: Osbourne was arrested for public intoxication. Though it just looks like he was out for a night on the town, really.

Scottie Pippen

Scottie Pippen was a huge basketball player in the golden age of basketball. He was arrested the way most are: for drunk driving. Though he looks like hes headlining a high fashion ad in his mugshot so thats worth something…right?