4. Place Settings of the Damned

Ugly Sports Themed Weddings
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So far it would seem that American football is the most popular choice for a sports-themed wedding in America as this is the third one in a row. Why not just get hitched in a normal style? Why ruin it by linking it around a sport where men just chase an egg shaped ball around a field. Why not just stick to being traditional and getting married in the ways that we always used to?

Would you be happy sitting to eat at a wedding when it has been laid out like above? I think the novelty would wear off for me after a few minutes. Those tables look like they would be pretty good for a game of poker though, so I do hope that somebody brings some cards.

5. Choose Your Dress, Ladies

Ugly Sports Themed Weddings
www.weddbook.com

Wherever there is demand there is always going to be supply! There is now an entire industry behind sports-themed weddings with customized wedding items being made available for purchase. The guy above is obviously involved in that side of things and probably makes quite a nice amount of money out of providing tacky items for tacky sports-themed weddings!

You cannot blame the guy though, he is just giving some people what they want. Whether its a Chicago Bulls wedding dress or a Green Bay Packers one, there are people that will buy them. he is just giving these people a service so that they can go and get married in the stupidest ways possible.

6. No More Rice

Ugly Sports Themed Weddings
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I think I have seen it all now! pom-poms being used instead of confetti? A lot of people complained when confetti replaced the original tradition of throwing rice at the newly married couple as they left the church. I guess in our politically correct society these days, the thought of getting sued if a piece of rice you threw hit somebody in the eye was enough to convince people to go for the paper kind.

Pom-poms though? How is that in anyway traditional and more importantly, what is the point? I would just be embarrassed if I attended this wedding, a bit like the guy on the right looks like he is. He does not seem to be getting into things quite as much as everyone else does he?